Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Unless evil's carrying the martini tray darling!

*CLINK*
Laters, Baby.

zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

the very serious cast of a very serious show

(Source: titansdaughter)

(Source: faded-city-lights)

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(Source: richardkate)

into-th3-abyss:

Reblogged twice on purpose. Because this EXTRA fucking belongs on my blog.

(Source: i-love-you-and-hazzaxx)

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreooficial)

condom:

trust:

i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me

I want the $23,000, hold the kisses

(Source: abookblog)

(Source: carpe-rina)

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

(Source: awwww-cute)

(Source: niadil)