Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Unless evil's carrying the martini tray darling!

*CLINK*
Laters, Baby.
lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

(Source: unicorn-stache)

(Source: fyeahchrispratt)

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

psychospheric:

wow porn is so HD these days 

psychospheric:

wow porn is so HD these days 

(Source: everybody-loves-to-eat)

FAVE BOOK QUOTE

(Source: zooxzoo)

me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...

cockycaptain:

It’s a cliche, but like all cliches, it’s the truth. Your life can change overnight. Or in a moment.

(Source: party-quirks)

(Source: anythingtheoffice)

shielclon:

American Horror Story: Coven

(Source: arnancla-bynes)

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

(Source: reddiemercury)